John Murtha Reacting to Lt. Col. William Russell's run for CongressI promise tomorrow (well, today, since I stayed up late) will not be a serious column. I shall instead look at the lighter side. I'm doing a separate (mostly) light-side column on my other main blog.
Why does John Murtha fear William Russell's candidacy? You might as well ask why a vampire isn't enamored with bright sunlight.
What does Murtha have in common with the Johnstown Flood? Both are all wet.
How long exactly has Murtha been in Congress? Since shortly before the Birth of the Republic.
Why did John Murtha cross the road? Because on to the other side he saw a lobbyist.
There's no truth to the rumor that Lt. Col Russell advocates re-naming Johnstown's "The John Murtha Cancer Center" and calling it "The American Taxpayers Cancer Center."
There's no truth to the rumor that Lt. Col Russell advocates re-naming Johnstown's "The John Murtha Cancer Center" and calling it "The American Taxpayers Cancer Center."
What did John Murtha change into when he stopped being a "hawk?" A chicken-hawk.
What was John Murtha's response when he got condemned for falsely criticizing the Haditha Marines? He asked, "Can't these people take a joke?"
Why does Hillary Clinton favor driver's licenses for illegals? Maybe she thinks one of them will run over Giuliani or Obama?
What will John Murtha's first TV ad look like? Him waving a white flag?
Tuesday on NCIS Agent Gibbs said "There's no such thing as an ex-Marine." But has Agent Gibbs ever met John Murtha?
Hillary Clinton says there will be "no co-presidency" with hubby Bill. In that family, we know who wears the pants suits.
What's the difference between Washington lobbyists and Murtha? They write the checks -- and he signs them.
Tuesday on NCIS Agent Gibbs said "There's no such thing as an ex-Marine." But has Agent Gibbs ever met John Murtha?
Hillary Clinton says there will be "no co-presidency" with hubby Bill. In that family, we know who wears the pants suits.
What's the difference between Washington lobbyists and Murtha? They write the checks -- and he signs them.
What will happen to Murtha's Johnstown cronies when he leaves the political scene? It will be forever known as "The Night the Lights Went Out."
What did Bill say when Hillary first confronted him with the Lewinsky rumors? "Liar, liar, your pants suit's on fire."
Endorsement of the Week: "I support Dennis Kucinich because . . . I believe he offers an essential, viable and exciting option to the candidates who are more popular." (Larry Flynt, pornographer)
Why does Hillary really want to be President? Oneupwomanship?
For sale: A poll of New York University students revealed that 20% would give up their vote in the next election for an iPod . . .
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